On Saturday morning, Eric Alterman sent me this charming email in reference to my post about him:
You are making a jerk of yourself which is why I am doing you the favor of ignoring these baseless accusations on the blog. You have now twice accused me of imputing intentions to the administration on the basis of zero evidence. When I say something wrong, fine. When I say something that you (alone) interpret to imply what I mean--without any evidence whatsoever--it might be a good idea not to make a public accusation. I have never, ever accused Bush et al of what you say. And if I did believe it, I wouldn't say it, having no evidence to support it save my own feelings. The idea that you do this in the context of playing language cop is, shall we say, ironic.
Feel free to print this. I have nothing to hide.
A followup email added:
It occurs to me that I am being accused of accusing Bush et al of thinking something they have not said by someone who is accusing me of thinking something I did not say, This same individual purports to be policing the standard of public discourse. This is, I believe, triply ironic, and perhaps quadruply ridiculous.
And then today Alterman lashed out at me on his blog:
The sad fact is that the Bush administration has done little about preparing the nation for another terrorist attack in the past four years—just look here and here, while it does plenty to make one more likely—creating more hatred in the Arab world and more support for those who would give their lives to kill us, and less willingness to follow our leadership everywhere else. I am not saying, as a foolish young blogger named Brendan Nyhan idiotically insists, that Bush has done this because he wants more terrorism. I don’t pretend to know what Bush wants, but I would be honestly surprised if it included killing lots of brave American soldiers for no good reason. (Hmmm, Nyhan, the little language cop, professes to know what I think but have not said about what Bush thinks but has not said. Someone call George Orwell… or Alanis Morissette.) What I am saying, and have been saying all along, is that George Bush is so blinkered by his ideological obsessions, coupled with his intellectual laziness, personal pique, and professional incompetence, that he cannot see what is plainly before him and hence, has failed in his most fundamental duty as president: to provide for the security of the nation.
So what did I do to get Alterman so riled up? I called him on the plain implications of his language:
One of the key tactics of political jargon* is confounding intention and (alleged) effect, as in this passage from Eric Alterman today:
In the name of fighting "terrorism," the administration has sent 40 percent of the National Guard to Iraq and Afghanistan in order to create more terrorists and let bin Laden get away.
The phrase "in order to" clearly implies that the Bush administration wanted to "create more terrorists and let bin Laden get away." Alterman would no doubt claim that he's just being sarcastic, but that's an easy excuse that allows him (and people like him) to make this sort of vile suggestion.
(* By jargon, I mean the highly engineered and manipulative language used by pundits, politicians and PR experts.)
This is not a radical idea. The phrase "in order to [x]" has a clearly accepted meaning -- an action taken with the intention or goal of doing [x]:
Idiom: in order to do something
So as to be able to do it.
Thesaurus: to, with a view to, with the intention of, with the purpose of, intending to.
And if you peruse this Google search, you'll find Alterman using the phrase that way over and over. Yet he is angry that I took his words seriously in the quotation presented above. To state the obvious, I have no idea what he personally believes -- I can only judge him by what he writes. If I am wrongly interpreting his statement, what does Alterman suggest the phrase "in order to" actually means? Of course, he has no answer, so he vaguely disparages me for allegedly trying to read his mind and engages in ad hominem attacks ("foolish," "the little language cop," "idiotically," etc.). Nowhere does he address the substance of my criticism. Draw your own conclusions.
Update 9/12 -- Here is the email exchange I had with Alterman today (he has given me permission to reprint it):
Nyhan:
That’s some sloppy ad hominem on the blog, and you didn’t link to the original post about you. Anyway, my response is here: http://www.brendan-nyhan.com/blog/2005/09/when_alterman_a.html
I’ll happ[il]y print any further comments you have there.
Alterman:
I'm sorry but your original blog item is unworthy of a considered response (though I thought I did link to it). What kind of person would accuse George Bush of wanting to murder American soldiers and create terrorism on purpose? And given that, what kind of person would willfully misread what I wrote to pretend I said that?
Someone of bad faith, that's who..
Nyhan:
Did you read my original post before flying off at the handle? You linked to the one about Yglesias, but that was a followup to this one: http://www.brendan-nyhan.com/blog/2005/09/altermans_antib.html
And as I said in my response today ( http://www.brendan-nyhan.com/blog/2005/09/when_alterman_a.html ), if I’m willfully misreading you, what does the phrase “in order to” mean? I don’t think you believe Bush intentionally tried to murder American soldiers, but that’s precisely what your original phrasing suggested.
Finally, I’m certainly not acting in bad faith – I’ve praised your writing in the past multiple times, you linked to Spinsanity frequently, etc. More fundamentally, I spent 3 1/2 years building up a strong reputation for fairness and accuracy on Spinsanity. I take that seriously.
Alterman:
And as I said in my response today ( http://www.brendan-nyhan.com/blog/2005/09/when_alterman_a.html ), if I’m willfully misreading you, what does the phrase “in order to” mean? I don’t think you believe Bush intentionally tried to murder American soldiers, but that’s precisely what your original phrasing suggested.Only to someone of bad faith deliberately misrepresenting what I said... to someone who is familiar with who I am and my work, it would be obvious that I was pointing out that this was the result, rather than the intention...
Nyhan:
What about all the readers who go to your blog and aren’t “familiar” with who you are and your work? Where’s the decoder ring? Not to mention, I’m familiar with you and your work, but the phrase “in order to” still suggests intentional action.
In short, Alterman (who admits he did not offer a "considered response") says his statement is ok because "in order to" means what he says it means to people "familiar" with his work. As I noted above, this is an exceptionally weak argument. First, it assumes everyone who reads his blog is familiar with his work, which is not true. In addition, I'm quite familiar with his work (I have read several of his books and read his blog daily), but his assertion doesn't change the meaning of the phrase.
On a deeper level, Alterman's logic is deeply flawed. It implies we cannot directly assess the meaning implied or suggested by people's words, but instead should speculate about their intentions based on our knowledge of the person in question. The problem, however, is that we cannot know what someone's intentions are, nor does knowledge of the person resolve the question of what their "true" meaning was.
Just to illustrate the absurdity of this, I would note that it implies Alterman should no longer criticize conservatives whose work he is not familiar with, since the meaning of their words can only be interpreted in that context. More seriously, such an approach would prevent us from criticizing people who use language that implies things they cannot or will not state explicitly -- a heavily-used tactic in today's political discourse.
Finally, I want to clear up a confusion Alterman is promoting that came up several times in comments from readers. I did not say Alterman thinks Bush intentionally tried to "create more terrorists and let bin Laden get away." I said that his language implies this. Some people seem to be having trouble separating the two, but it's very important to do so. For instance, when I criticize President Bush for implying Saddam Hussein was behind 9/11, I'm not saying Bush believes Saddam was behind 9/11 -- I have no idea if that's true. I'm saying his language leaves his audience with that impression, which is not supported by any solid evidence.
Update 9/13 -- I'm sick of this, but Alterman has replied again and given me permission to reprint his email, so here it is:
My readers are apparently either a lot smarter or more honest than you are since I receive hundreds of emails a day at Altercation and not one interpreted what I wrote the way you did. And as you point out, I've used the formulation many times, and never before have I seen the accusation, that I can recall, though perhaps someone like David Horowitz or Andrew Sullivan has made it and I've missed that. In any case, the phrase only suggests "intentional action" to those who would willfully misrepresent who I am and what I do. In the past twenty-three years, I've written six books, hundreds of columns and articles and a few thousand blog items. I have never accused any American official of seeking to kill Americans on purpose or wishing to. Indeed, I can't remember many times, if at all, I ever professed to know the motives of anyone for doing anything. I tend to keep my analysis on the level of results.
You know that--or at least the rough outlines--and you ignored it, dishonestly. For what reason, I can't know and don't really care, but it was a big, big mistake on your part. You may think I am over-reacting but the accusation could hardly be more serious.
Oh and by the way, being unfamiliar with the work of Kundera is a pretty damning admission for someone who sets himself up as a language cop or an educated person of any kind. I'd suggest taking a break from the blog and doing some reading.
Let's quickly run through the problems with this argument. Alterman begins with a logical fallacy, suggesting that the lack of reader email interpreting his statement the way I did proves he's right. He then mischaracterizes the Google search I linked showing that he uses "in order to" to mean intentional action, claiming it somehow supports his point. Next, he denies that he has ever "accused any American official of seeking to kill Americans on purpose or wishing to." The point of my post, however, was that Alterman's language suggested such a conclusion, not that he had made a direct accusation. Then, after more claims that I am being willfully dishonest about some objective truth, it's on to the vaguely threatening language: "[the post] was a big, big mistake on your part. You may think I am over-reacting but the accusation could hardly be more serious." Finally, he offers a pompous lecture on why I am an illiterate because I've never read Kundera.
I'm not going to spend any more of my time on this nonsense, but you can see why Alterman is so widely disliked in the media world. I think lee's comment below sums things up well:
Brendan,
I think you've run up against a central truth about Eric Alterman, which is - It's all about Eric Alterman.
He's clearly a smart guy and worth reading even when one disagrees with him, and he is capable of respectful and civil disagreement (see his posts conveying grudging respect for Paul Wolfowitz) But, whenever the disagreement becomes personal (not ad hominem, just personal, as in "I think Eric Alterman is wrong, or said something dumb.") it's as if a switch gets flipped inside him. His intellectual honesty goes out the window, and he becomes hostile, insulting, and incapable of admitting to the slightest of errors. He is, in other words, not just sensitive but hyper-sensitive to critisism. How DARE this young whipper-snapper criticize ME, ERIC ALTERMAN.
Update 9/12: One last thing -- people seem to be exaggerating how important I think this is in all the "nitpick" comments below. Alterman's phrasing is representative of an important problem, but he's not a serial offender and I've written about far worse language in the past. As such, my original post was less than 100 words, and I would have never mentioned it again had Alterman not attacked me personally on his blog. If he had just apologized and corrected himself, I would have been happy, but he decided to try to bully me instead -- and when challenged, I'm going to respond.
(Note: For more on Alterman's mistakes and successes, see my previous posts on him.)
You should do more than Google searches to come up with your arguments.
And, by the way, what is your argument? Has defense of the administration now boiled down to merely attacking its detractors?
What's next? Blaming Democrats for hurricanes?
Posted by: J.D. Fisher | September 12, 2005 at 02:00 PM
I generally like Eric Alterman quite a bit, but on this argument, I think his position is indefensible. We all know what "in order to" means. He probably misspoke and he ought to simply cop to that instead becoming more truculent. It's too bad.
Posted by: Klam | September 12, 2005 at 02:16 PM
If he wants to talk irony, what's so striking about Alterman's own blog reply (Sep. 12) is that, in two sentences:
First he denies the charge Nyhan levels against him:
"I am not saying, as a foolish young blogger named Brendan Nyhan idiotically insists, that Bush has done this because he wants more terrorism."
And then--in the very next sentence! --continues parading around this same sloppy equivocation by accusing Bush of actively seeking out the very sort of nasty results that someone who "wants more terrorism" could expect:
"I don’t pretend to know what Bush wants, but I would be honestly surprised if it included killing lots of brave American soldiers for no good reason."
He just doesn't get it. Or, rather, he gets it, and is scraping anywhere for something to save him.
And his intentional obfuscations through that "accusing X of accusing Y of thinking Z" explanation are just the old rhetorical trick of throwing up a very complex-looking, but very hollow, distraction when you get caught. Great job in not taking the bait and keeping debate centered around the real point.
Posted by: Philip Sugg | September 12, 2005 at 02:31 PM
scratch my previous comment. Misread the "would" as a "wouldn't"
Whoops!
Posted by: Philip Sugg | September 12, 2005 at 02:33 PM
I'm on your side, Brendan. In general, bloggers like to insert unnecessary blatant absurdities in their text. Conversational absurdities like "don't knock yourself out" or "I'd never in a million years..." are only absurd when taken literally, but the people who use them don't mean them literally. Blogging (like email) adopts that conversational style without any of the social context of loose speech. So even if you'd be a "jerk" to tell someone that you have no intention of actually knocking yourself out, you have every right to do so to a blogger.
Bad bloggers tend to insert odd epithets like Chimp-in-Chief or Mr. Flip-Flopper where good old names would suffice (which is most of the time). It's as if (to guess intentions) they feel the need to seem angrier, or that any missed opportunity to hurl an insult is a political loss. So to see Mr. Alterman, whom I appreciate a lot, get cutsey-loose with his language and then get mad at you for calling him out is disheartening. Especially since you're both ostensibly on the same team (though Mr. Alterman has chosen territory with clearer political use) regarding media.
Posted by: brent | September 12, 2005 at 02:37 PM
Having read Altercation daily for several years, I think I understand what Dr. Alterman was trying to impart, based on what he has written previously on the subject. Changing the last clause of the section you excerpt to "...creating more terrorists and letting bin Laden get away," might have been more precise verbage. I think it is silly to suggest that Dr. Alterman believes Bush intended to create more terrorists, however, that is exactly what Bush has done, and debating semantics will not change the fact that brave American soldiers are dying for less than nothing in Bush's Iraq.
Posted by: Mike Bergen | September 12, 2005 at 03:18 PM
I've followed your work from spinsanity to here. There are only a small circle of people trying to police political discourse. I only know of you, your spinsanity pal, and the daily howler.
I appreciate your efforts even when I disagree with you (I don't always agree with your critism of the right).
As far as I am concerned, you are a "language cop" , and that is a good thing. Eric Alterman is clearly wrong in his use of the phase "in order to", but he is more wrong in not recognizing that he is dealing with someone who has more crediblity than himself.
Keep up the good work you young, foolish, little language cop!
Posted by: DeanT | September 12, 2005 at 03:19 PM
"You are making a jerk of yourself which is why I am doing you the favor of ignoring these baseless accusations on the blog." == I AM IGNORING YOU BY E-MAILING YOU THIS HUFFY MESSAGE.
"Foolish young blogger! Trix are for Alter-Man! My ad hominem technique is unstoppable!" I used to have sympathy for Alterman after that awful Dennis Miller interview, but now i have to wonder if he earned such scorn from Miller.
Posted by: rone | September 12, 2005 at 04:11 PM
This really isn't complicated, people. If you read Alterman's blog regularly, you know he's being sarcastic here. If you don't read his blog regularly, you might misunderstand, as Nyhan has obviously done.
On a blog you can get away with stuff like this -- that's one of the things that separates blogs from traditional publications. Alterman would never write a statement like the one at issue in his column in the Nation because that's a publication pitched at a wider audience, and a very personal form of sarcasm that's shared by him and his blog readers wouldn't work there.
Also, the Coulter comparison is silly -- as Yglesias pointed out. Sometimes she writes satirically and sometimes she doesn't. Often enough, she outright lies and smears, and it's pretty obvious when she's doing that.
If Alterman lies and smears, call him on it. But if you don't get his sarcasm, that's your problem.
Posted by: david rubien | September 12, 2005 at 04:17 PM
Brendan, I'm not really convinced you think this issue merits the mighty offense you've launched. Yes, the phrase "in order to" has a literal meaning, and I might be alarmed by Dr. Alterman's adamant disregard of that if he were a reporter.
But he's not a reporter. He has every right to develop his own style, and to amass a readership whose collective intellect is not so sufficiently dull that it resorts to parsing his prose in a manner more appropriate for babelfish or hand-held translation gadgetry.
Alterman's "in order to" sounds an alarm in my brain, too. I know I'm wading in partisan territory and actually, I appreciate writers who wear their opinions on their sleeves. Neutered missives and short bits of reference material do little to foster intellectual development.
So in sum, this altercation between you and Alterman isn't worthy of drawing the conclusions you (appear to) want us to draw. You've done a great job of starting an important discussion about word use and implication, but I hope Alterman doesn't change his writing style.
Posted by: Taryn | September 12, 2005 at 05:32 PM
I actually don't know anything about Nyhan or Alterman. By Chance I read Alterman's post where he called Nyhan a "foolish young blogger" and a "little language cop". That prompted me to read Nyhan's posts and the thread of emails between Nyhan and Alterman. I have to agree with Nyhan. Nyhan is correct in that people should be as clear as possible with the language they use. Assumming that others can decipher your true intentions and meanings, if they know you well enough, just sounds like complete nonsense to me. Let me take a crack at re-phrasing what I think Alterman was trying to say.
In the name of fighting "terrorism," the administration has sent 40 percent of the National Guard to Iraq and Afghanistan which has resulted in the creation of more terrorists and the failure to capture/kill bin Laden.
Maybe I'm also miss-interpreting Alterman's point, but that's my best guess of what he was trying to say. If the interpretation is correct then "in order" was completely miss-used.
Posted by: gaber | September 12, 2005 at 08:48 PM
If I am reading you correctly, you are saying that if the sarcasm is really nasty, it is implying nasty stuff. I.e. if I say that Ann Coulter believes being patriotic is having are sons and daughters lives and hundreds of billions wasted on a senseless war then I am implying that she really does believe that. Am I correct? If that is true, well my nanoscopic-barely-got-a B.S.-from- UCLA brain thinks that is simply bullshit.
Posted by: Bill Heber | September 12, 2005 at 08:50 PM
Come on, Brendan. Obviously, Alterman is being sarcastic; he is not really claiming that Bush is deliberately creating more terrorists or wants Bin Laden to go away. Although that may be the literal meaning of the sentence, any reader can understand Alterman's real point. (It's been a long time since English Composition, but isn't this the distinction between the detonation and the connotation?)
If Alterman had said something like, "In the name of fighting 'terrorism,' the administration has sent 40 percent of the National Guard to Iraq and Afghanistan in order to make money for its buddies at Haliburton" then you might have a case.
Posted by: Peter | September 13, 2005 at 12:17 AM
(cheering:) fight! fight! fight!
Posted by: jami | September 13, 2005 at 01:28 AM
We all know the maxim concerning people who protest too much.
In my humble opinion, this paragraph -- "In the name of fighting "terrorism," the administration has sent 40 percent of the National Guard to Iraq and Afghanistan in order to create more terrorists and let bin Laden get away." -- is just simply very poor writing.
Frankly, it simply doesn't make sense and that, I believe, was intentional. Alterman WAS trying to say exactly what Brandon alleges, only in a manner he could defend should he have a need to defend his wordsmithing. Read the paragraph again, it is intentionally confusing two ideas.
I don't support Bush or his regime, but I really despise Democrats or anti-Bush folks who engage in the same kind of spin Karl Rove turned into an art form.
The Dems can't allow themselves to fall into this trap. It doesn't serve to raise the level of general discourse.
Posted by: Paul | September 13, 2005 at 02:02 AM
Man, some people need a serious refresher course in sarcasm.
It is getting spooky having to explain some of this these days. (FYI, brainsnap, and the Onion are satire, not 'real news')
Soon we will be trying to get people to understand that the Simpsons is not reality TV.
Posted by: mikmik | September 13, 2005 at 04:12 AM
What I find particularly frustrating about this is that you explicitly mentioned that you presumed he was probably being sarcastic, but your point is that this mode of speech is bad: it's divisive, it encourages people to think of things in an implausible black & white way, whatever. Alterman isn't defending that: "no, I think writing in this over-the-top republicans-are-evil is the best way of solving the problems of America today"; he's just griping over the "I didn't really say that," which is, I think, a red herring (albeit one that I think you're feeding by insisting "what else could that mean").
I'd love to see the debate over your actual complaint: "No, Mr. Nyhan, I don't think what we need to do right now is raise the level of discourse; I think the best thing for liberals to do to advance their cause right now is lots of trash-talking and name-calling". Oh wait--"foolish", "idiotically", etc. Just at the wrong target.
Posted by: nothings | September 13, 2005 at 06:41 AM
Being called a jerk by Eric Alterman... isn't that like being called ugly by a warthog?
Posted by: Alfozno S. Tangerine | September 13, 2005 at 07:50 AM
Not to mention the many regular fans of alterman, who would wilfully intereperate alterman's statement the way you suggest people might.
Posted by: aaron | September 13, 2005 at 08:04 AM
Clearly, he gives away the game with his scare quotes around the word "terrorism," which says to me, "the administration says it is a war about "terrorism" but it is really about something else. What is that something else? At least in part, "in order to create more terrorists and let bin Laden get away." Alterman should at least acknowledge that his flip use of language leaves him open to this sort of interpretation, whether he intends it or not.
Posted by: arminius | September 13, 2005 at 08:04 AM
Alterman sounds like Bill Clinton debating the meaning of the word "is".
Posted by: T | September 13, 2005 at 08:07 AM
Alterman is a piece of work.
He holds others accountable for their words, but wants complete freedom write and talk as if his words have meaning, but no consquence.
Posted by: anonymous | September 13, 2005 at 08:21 AM
Sigh. This reminds me of the time Spinsanity attacked Al Gore because he called the press a fifth column -- the press wasn't, Spinsanity observed, literally in the pay of a foreign government, so Mr. Gore, Spinsanity reasoned, was guilty of a vicious smear. Mr. Nyhan and his former Spinsanity buddies believe a word or phrase has only one meaning and that therefore metaphor and sarcasm debase public discourse. Politics is to be discussed in prose written in the same spirit as the instruction manual for a hair dryer. Mr. Alterman's meaning is clear to everyone except those who don't want to know it.
Posted by: John | September 13, 2005 at 08:27 AM
Paul is right. You've called Alterman on an act of sloppy writing. As Alterman himself says, he is using "in order to" to mean "with the consequence of," but this is a blatant misuse of the phrase, as you point out. It is true that someone who has read Alterman enough can become accustomed to this misuse, but that doesn't turn it into a simple issue of style. We all have these language blunders; the easiest thing to do would be for Alterman to just own up to it and stop making the mistake.
Those who call this sarcasm are engaging in a language blunder too. Alterman, rightfully, isn't even trying to defend himself that way.
Posted by: Eddie Thomas | September 13, 2005 at 08:36 AM
Arguing on the Internet is like competing in the Special Olympics. No matter who "wins", you're still retarded.
Posted by: Tee Hee | September 13, 2005 at 08:57 AM
Sarcasm, my ass. Words are words, people, and Alterman's word choice was either poor or he meant every word of it. He should be a man about it and admit it. I'm not holding my breath...
Posted by: JABBER | September 13, 2005 at 08:57 AM
Maybe Alterman has been reading "Through the Looking Glass." He sounds as if he's channeling Humpty Dumpty: (link here with great picture:
http://sundials.org/about/humpty.htm )
'When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in a rather scornful tone,' it means just what I choose it to mean, neither more nor less.'
'The question is,' said Alice, 'whether you can make words mean so many different things.'
'The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, 'which is to be master - that's all.'
Alice was too much puzzled to say anything; so after a minute Humpty Dumpty began again. 'They've a temper, some of them - particularly verbs: they're the proudest - adjectives you can do anything with, but not verbs - however, I can manage the whole lot of them! Impenetrability! That's what I say!'
'Would you tell me, please,' said Alice, 'what that means?'
'Now you talk like a reasonable child,' said Humpty Dumpty, looking very much pleased. 'I meant by "impenetrability" that we've had enough of that subject, and it would be just as well if you'd mention what you mean to do next, as I suppose you don't mean to stop here all the rest of your life.'
'That's a great deal to make one word mean,' Alice said in a thoughtful tone.
'When I make a word do a lot of work like that,' said Humpty Dumpty, 'I always pay it extra.'
Posted by: Beatrix | September 13, 2005 at 08:58 AM
A very good technical argument. Alterman doesn't have a leg to stand on here.
He should have just noted his incorrect use of language and moved on.
Posted by: TallDave | September 13, 2005 at 09:01 AM
Alterman has been stewing in his own cortisol for as long as I've been aware of him. Eventually, he'll burst an blood vessel, and my quiet assurance that "this, too, shall pass" will be vindicated.
Posted by: Lisan al-Gaib | September 13, 2005 at 09:07 AM
I read Alterman frequently, and I strongly believe he did not mean to imply Bush deliberately wants to create terrorists. I think he meant "in order" as a substitute for "which will cause." However, you are right-his language was sloppy and a less familiar reader could certainly come to a different conclusion. I also think his ad hominem attack against you was unfair and juvenile.
Posted by: Jack Davis | September 13, 2005 at 10:03 AM
Alterman's rhetoric of the thing seems to use "in order to" as genuine irony -- "I went hiking in order to turn my ankle" -- to heighten his expression of the cussedness and clumsiness of the enterprise, and to relish allusively the peripheral tones of blame.
On-the-edge in language usage, but not incomprehensible. And that is the appropriate level of explanation.
Alterman loses more than the argument with ad hominem and arrogant attacks on Brendan's youth and straightforwardness, apparently startled into dismissive incivility because Brendan interrupted the trance state of some kind of circle-dance of bile.
Yes, "this too shall pass," in the long run we're all dead, and accuracy and close observation are a good thing in the meantime. Thanks, Brendan, and for the fine hurricane watch.
Posted by: Dilys | September 13, 2005 at 10:03 AM
Maybe by "in order to" he meant something along the lines of "which resulted in."
Silly of him not to aknowledge that he may have phrased something poorly and correct it. Now he just looks like a jackass. (Note I did not say he IS a jackass, I said he looks like one, please do not infer this to mean that I think that he IS a jackass, because it may or may not mean that.)
Posted by: Shinobi | September 13, 2005 at 10:22 AM
mikmik says:
Man, some people need a serious refresher course in sarcasm.
One of the reasons I left the Left was the realization the Leftists are very rarely laughing, and when they are, it's usually at some form of sarcasm or snark.
The reliance of Lefits on sarcasm as a way of "humorously making a point" has gotten to the point where it's emotionally crippling.
Posted by: BadLiberal | September 13, 2005 at 10:32 AM
I've been wrestling with this exchange in contrast to Mr. Nyhan's similar criticism of Michael Moore Sept. 12 post)
How long do you have to read Alterman before you understand that he does not actually consider Bush a heartless monster?
Posted by: brent | September 13, 2005 at 10:33 AM
Alterman frequently comes off as an arrogant prick but in this case I'm giving him a pass - it wasn't his choice to get in to this little squabble.
Alterman's statement is obviously meant to be ironic - sending troops for a war supposedly to fight terror that is creating more terrorists.
By Brendan's reasoning we can remove all irony or sarcasm from the web because someone, somewhere is bound to not get the statement in question - as occurs here.
Posted by: Franky | September 13, 2005 at 10:34 AM
Brendan,
FWIW.
Prior to today I had never read either your or Eric Alterman's work (I will ignore the honorific).
Having done so now, it is clear that Eric Alterman is wrong.
Clearly wrong.
His writing, in this case, conveyed the meaning that Mr. Bush had acted malevolently.
As to whether Eric Alterman intended this as sarcasm, or not, I could take him at his word that he did not.
But his professed intentions aside, the meaning of what he wrote is unequivocal.
His subsequent attacks on you make him appear petty and dishonest.
Shameful, really.
Much better, I think, for a writer at his level to simply say, "Yes, I see how this could be read that way." Followed by, "No, I didn't mean it in that way, but thank you for pointing that out to me."
Cased closed.
Or not, in this case.
They're called manners and integrity.
Look them up.
Sheesh.
Posted by: MeTooThen | September 13, 2005 at 10:56 AM
Imagine that an educated speaker "misspoke", but instead of implying evil on the part of a president you don't like - the effect was to imply an ugly racial steriotype about a group of which you are a member. Makes it a little harder to argue that the misstatement should be read in "context" of the speaker's track record or that he was merely being sarcastic.
Yes, that is it! Al Campanis and Jimmy the Greek were merely being sarcastic! They now may await their invitations to the NAACP Image awards - I'm sure they will be awarded something.
Posted by: Californio | September 13, 2005 at 11:11 AM
You know I'm glad I found this post.
What a moron you are. The reason most readers understood Alterman's original phrase is because they have a BRAIN! This is what happens when you read one post.
Go back to your corner of the wingnuttosphere.
Posted by: TFD | September 13, 2005 at 11:13 AM
"My ad hominem technique is unstoppable!"
Am I the only one with a mental image of much jumping, arm waving and bad lip-synching associated with this statement.
My simple suggestion is for Mr. Alterman to include the connective phrase "having the result of" in his literary bag of tricks along side "in order to". This will then allow him to more clearly communicate his opinions in standard English, something I understand to be a common goal of many top tier writers and blogs.
Posted by: submandave | September 13, 2005 at 11:33 AM
Alterman takes other people out of context all the time, then gets upset when the shoe is on the other foot. how childish.
Posted by: clark | September 13, 2005 at 12:09 PM
Alterman is using the Al Franken defense. Everything is meaningful unless the words depict the speaker as a fool.
I'm sure Al Franken borrowed the defense from someone else, but since the launch of Air America the rate of citation has increased.
Posted by: Brennan | September 13, 2005 at 12:18 PM
I've never appreciated Alterman's work - particularly his butchery of logic in What Liberal Media?. I'm pleased to see that his intellectual dishonesty is now on display to a wider audience. Regardless of his original statement, he has revealed his true nature in his immature and poorly reasoned emails.
Posted by: geoff | September 13, 2005 at 12:34 PM
Alterman reminds me of Humpty Dumpty in Through The Looking-Glass:
"When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said in a rather scornful tone, "it means just what I chose it to mean—nothing less, and nothing more."
"The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things."
Posted by: Charles L. Dodgson | September 13, 2005 at 12:58 PM
Brendan,
I think you've run up against a central truth about Eric Alterman, which is - It's all about Eric Alterman.
He's clearly a smart guy and worth reading even when one disagrees with him, and he is capable of respectfull and civil disagreement (see his posts conveying grudging respect for Paul Wolfowitz) But, whenever the disagreement becomes personal (not ad hominem, just personal, as in "I think Eric Alterman is wrong, or said something dumb.") it's as if a switch gets flipped inside him. His intellectual honesty goes out the window, and he becomes hostile, insulting, and incapable of admitting to the slightest of errors. He is, in other words, not just sensitive but hyper-sensitive to critisism. How DARE this young whipper-snapper critisize ME, ERIC ALTERMAN.
Posted by: lee | September 13, 2005 at 01:00 PM
Why are you wasting your time reading Eric Alterman's ranting?
He established his discredibility when he denied that the MSM has a liberal bias. That would be like someone on the right declaring that Rush Limbaugh votes Democrat.
When someone is so far beyond the pale that you can't even get him to agree on the plain facts, why try to reason with him?
Posted by: AST | September 13, 2005 at 01:05 PM
Alterman admits that the literal meaning of what he wrote is false, but criticizes Hyhan for taking it so literally. The problem with Alterman's response is that when he was called on a blunt false assertion he became peevish and supercilious.
The fact that he didn't mean his remark literally doesn't excuse its overblown assertion and vicious intent. It's a cheap shot, and a tired one at that. This is no different from calling the president Bushitler, depicting him with a Hitler mustache, or calling him a dunce, a chimp, Nazi, Fascist or anything synonymous.
This is the stuff of hysteria. It has left the realm of reasoned debate and criticism. It's puerile and self-indulgent and unworthy of someone who is paid to write for a living.
Posted by: AST | September 13, 2005 at 01:25 PM
Eric Alterman: PWN3D
Posted by: Janus | September 13, 2005 at 01:49 PM
Eric Alterman behaving like the Queen of Hearts??? I am shocked.
That is sarcasm.
Doctor Alterman is a pompous jackass who doesn't enjoy having the little people question his grandeloquence.
That is not sarcasm.
Posted by: ThomasD | September 13, 2005 at 01:52 PM
Actually, Alterman most likely believes exactly what he said, his denials notwithstanding. Leftist tend to believe that human beings in general and organized human beings (like, say, the goverment) in particular have the power to run the world as intended, producing mostly intended outcomes. Free health care for everyone? We just have to want it enough politically to make it happen. End gun crime? We need only want enough for the government to "ban" guns and it will be so. End poverty? Etc. etc. etc.
The problem with holding this gross overestimate of human power and capacity for knowledge as a premise arises when we apply logic to it. Logic states that if A=B, then B=A. Thus in a world where the will=the deed, then the deed=the will.
Unfortunately for Alterman, his logic is sound. Being ensnared by one's own logic is always disorienting, and explains why Alterman is so confused. It explains how he can deny stating something, and then state it again with his very next breath.
It's also why whenever an undesirable outcome occurs, the left immediately—immediately—seeks to assign blame, and why the left always views anyone who disagrees with them as morally suspect at best. The idea that will=deed is what forms the theorectical basis for power being the lowest common denominator of leftist thought.
:peter
Posted by: Peter Jackson | September 13, 2005 at 01:59 PM
Mike Bergen.
I have read and heard this trope repeated endlessly:
" I think it is silly to suggest that Dr. Alterman believes Bush intended to create more terrorists, however, that is exactly what Bush has done, and debating semantics will not change the fact that brave American soldiers are dying for less than nothing in Bush's Iraq. "
Please explain to me how you arrived at this conclusion, citing specific data and metrics. What's that? You can't? Then stop going around repeating it as fact.
Posted by: b | September 13, 2005 at 02:28 PM