Marc Ambinder flags an anti-Romney pamphlet handed out in Iowa that features a bizarre hypothetical:
Would Jesus Christ vote for Mitt Romney?
...We strongly believe that Jesus Christ, if he were alive in the flesh and voted, would never vote for Mitt Romney under any circumstances.
Forget WWJD. I'm going to start marketing WWJVFITASP -- who would Jesus vote for in the Ames straw poll?
Update 8/11 10:10 PM: Romney won. Apparently Jesus was outvoted.
Jesus lives...He resurected in a body of flesh... and He more than likely votted for Mitt..
Posted by: Enrique Huerta | August 11, 2007 at 11:20 PM
I tend to agree. Jesus probably wouldn't vote for a Republican. :)
Posted by: Seth | August 12, 2007 at 12:18 AM
Once it was discovered that this Jew born in Palestine & never naturalized was attempting to cast a ballot, he would have been swept up by the Gonzales Justice Dept's Vote Fraud squad & put on a fast track for immediate deportation.
Posted by: Walsh | August 13, 2007 at 11:24 AM